Lesbian Q and As
Q: What is a cupboard full of lesbians called?
A: Licker cabinet.
Q: Why do lesbians like to have gay male friends?
A: Someone has to do the cooking!
Q: What do you call an Irish Lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
Q: What do you call two butches bonding?
A: Hockey Night in Canada.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single!
Q: Two lesbians are walking down the street with their hands in each other’s pockets. What are they doing?
A: Lip Reading
