Lesbian Encounters
A 14 year old lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says, “I want a woman to eat me.”
“I’m sorry” the madam responds, “we don’t serve lickers to minors”
Two lesbians are sitting together talking.
One turns to the other and says, “They say ‘you are what you eat’. Does that mean I’ll be you in the morning?”
A fellow and his mate were watching two lesbians in the pub. Suddenly one of them jumps up from her table and storms out of the pub.
The guy says to his mate “What do you think happened there?”
His mate thoughtfully replies, “She obviously can’t handle her licker.”
Two Lipstick Lesbians are on a plane when the engines start to fail. One of them runs back to the lavatory and opens the door and asks her partner inside if she shaved today.
She says, “Yes, why?”
“Whew, that’s good! The flight attendant told me to run back and get you cause we’ll be going down in less than two minutes.”
